Ken Pirok has plead guilty to drunk driving in Champaign County court on Friday. You will recall that he turned the White Horse parking lot into a bumper car game in the wee hours of August 11, 2006.
In the classic manuever of trying to turn the tables, now it turns out that my hero Ken is a victim of a police smear campaign. He didn't try to drive away after he parked into a car, he says, he went back into the bar to find the owner. No word on whether he was hoisting a fresh drink when Johnny Law found him.
I'm surprised that Ken can even stand to be in bars, given that, for the moment, they remain all smoked up and unhealthy. Thanks to Progressive Ken, however, that will chnage soon. Then Ken can go out, get tanked up, and endanger everyone else without the inconvenience of having to wash his clothes when he gets home.
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