Monday, October 02, 2006

Mark Foley

The following is copied in its entirety from Redstate.com:

"Here's an interesting bit of transcript. This bit involved the Congressman having an explicit IM conversation with a 16 year old with whom he had sexual relations. "M" is the Congressman. "B" is the minor.

M: What you gonna wear?

B: Well, my peach underwear, like you told me to. I was hoping that we could do something really special but I see that's not gonna happen, I guess.

M: I was definitely gonna stick [. . . .] in you.

B: Really?

M: Right in my office. I was gonna [. . . .] too.

B: Really?

M: I was looking forward to it.

B: Yeah, I been thinking about a lot times we had together. We had some really good times.

M: Uh-huh, that summer when I used to [. . . .] you out south in that Riverdale apartment?

Of course that was Mel Reynolds, not Mark Foley. And Mel got a pardon from Bill Clinton." Credits: www.redstate.com; www.polipundit.com

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

It wasn't so long ago that Democrats were horrified not by the specter of
middle aged pervs seeking — indeed, having — sex with the young people
placed in their care for mentoring purposes. What bothered them was what
they regarded as the preternatural interest in it shown by those stuck-up,
straight-laced Republican bible-thumpers like Judge Starr. After all, he
could have just dryly given us the bottom-line details, but ohhh noo,
Democrats cried, he had to linger on graphic detail after graphic detail.
Like here's one: phone sex — which I think is a pretty good 90's analogue of
Instant-Message (IM) sex. According to Monica Lewinsky, she had President
Clinton had phone sex some 15 times." And one of these times, Clinton was on
the phone with Dick Morris, and Morris is getting his toes sucked, and
Clinton was -- well, Monica was under the desk.

At any rate, all these tawdry details came out. "We don't have transcripts
of these, er, sessions of course. We don't know what the President of the
United States was precisely saying, or squealing, like we do with the
comparatively tame Foley (who, for all we know, was not actually having a
physical sexual relationship with the objects of his virtual sexual
attentions). But we do know that at least some of these phone-sex sessions
took place on non-secure phone lines — creating the possibility that they
could be eavesdropped on by foreign agents, compromising Clinton and our
national security. Although they are evidently sudden converts to family
values and robust national security, Democrats did not seem very interested
in such matters not so long ago. What we heard back then was that Starr was
too obsessed, that it was unseemly to go into all this icky stuff."

You know, you gotta wonder, was one of these times the CIA and the Special
Ops had bin Laden in their sights and they call Sandy Burglar and Burglar
can't get hold of Clinton, is it one of those times when Clinton's got
Monica under the desk? The story is that no, Clinton was out on the golf
course and didn't want to deal with it. But, you know, Clinton has a way of
teaching women how to play golf. The Clinton method for teaching women to
play golf is you start out with the irons and then you work your way into
the woods. So who knows what was going on out there. The theory is that
Clinton was on a golf course or at a country club, saw Burglar's name on his
cell phone and just didn't want to deal with it and didn't answer the phone
or call back when the window of opportunity to nail bin Laden had closed. So
you have to ask, was Clinton engaged with Monica during one of these
particular times?